Australia has a new sport for bogans, Reversal of Fortune. The aim … to run up an escalator the wrong way. For this you need, a mullet, a crowd and the will to give up at the first sign of effort.
Tag Archives: Aussie
I’m Just Waiting For A Mate
This Australia mammal is known as dumbassapien. They can usually be found in a Holden commodorus, or sleeping under a tree. They have a liking for alcoholic brews and chiko rolls. If you happen to come across one, it is better not to provoke them as they are not very bright.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Hilarious
It’s The Second Place You Look!
Seems like the Aussie’s are having a bit of fun with Kiwi cops of late. Another Aussie goes AWOL, this time turning a wedding reception into a four hour search. The culprit, a drunken Aussie bridesmaid who wandered off at the reception in search of her accommodation in a rural area near Auckland. Even a helicopter and a sniffer dog failed to find her tucked up fast asleep in the bush 15m from the road. The paramedic who found her said she only had a few scratches and bruises, oh and a massive hangover. It is believed the bridesmaid had wandered around pretty much aimlessly and pissed for a few hours until she collapsed found a comfy place to sleep it off. Aussies 2, Kiwis 0.
Psst At least she wasn’t at the bar with the Tasmanian!
