Tag Archives: Austin

Upchuck Fee

I hate my life!

Go Austin taxi drivers, they can now charge a $100 vomit fee to passengers who upchuck in their vehicles. Hello, they get the lucky job of cleaning up the mess, they should charge friggin more!!! Personally I’d want a new car!!!

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Handicap Parking App

Park illegally in handicap parking bays do you? Hmm, well you might want to think again if you live in Austin, Texas because it won’t be long before a public vigilante group will be able to use their Smartphone to dob in handicap parking cheats. Yep, residents will soon be allowed to take a series of photos, proving a violation, and then send the images to the council via an iPhone app so they can issue a parking ticket. You should never mess with the handicap!

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I’ll Drink To That

Can anyone name the “drunkest” city in America? If you said Milwaukee, have a drink. On average they guzzle around 13 drinks a month. The other greatest cities  on earth include Fargo, San Francisco, Austin and Reno.

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What Would MacGyver Do?

Don’t friggin mess with Texas Governor Rick Perry if you know what’s good for ya. He took a leaf out of Chuck’s book when he shot dead a coyote while jogging with his daughter’s Labrador retriever puppy near Austin. The darn Coyote  leaped out of the bushes and near ate his pooch before he let rip with his .380 Ruger laser-sighted pistol, which was loaded with hollow-point bullets. Mr Perry said he carries the gun because he’s scared of snakes! How friggin big are the snakes in Texas?

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Filed under Friggin Wildlife, I'm Just Saying !, They Live Among Us !, Well I Never

Another Disgruntled IRS Customer

OK, here’s the thing, selfish bastard, heaps of people have gripes with the IRS but they don’t go flying their friggin plane into a building! Joseph Andrew Stack, a disgruntled taxpayer, allegedly jumped into his small plane and flew it into a government building in Austin, Texas which houses the tax office. Oh but wait there’s more, prior to this he burned down his own house with a woman and child inside. Fortunately they managed to escape and alert authorities. They are now checking a suicide rant on a blog they believe was posted by Stack which goes along the lines of “Well, Mr. Big Brother IRS man, let’s try something different; take my pound of flesh and sleep well,”. Mr Stack died in the inferno and two people were taken to hospital.

Psst This story is breaking so info could change.

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