Tag Archives: Australia

Move Over Kardashians

Sure Australia has some mighty scary creatures…but none so scary as this narcissistic bird. The bush stone-curlew bird likes nothing better than staring at itself for hours.

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What is worse than fake news?

Fake doctor!!! Of all things sacred a man in Australia has pretended to be a doctor, not for one year or two years, but 11 years. Evidently the man had been treating patients in Australian hospitals and emergency departments after having stolen a passport , medical qualifications and citizenship from a real doctor in India. Hmm, so much for our country’s checks and balances. The fake doc has since fled Australia and is nowhere to be found.

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Who You Gonna Call?

You know you are in Australia when people are asked to catch and donate deadly funnel web spiders to the Australian Reptile Park because they are low on venom antidote. Seems due to the amount of people being bitten this summer, stocks are low. So, let me get this straight, so many people have been bitten by these deadly spiders they have run low on anti venom they want more people to catch them. What could possibly go wrong?

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It’s The Season

christmas tree 3Um, yeah about that tinsel. Step away from that Christmas tree….repeat…step away from that Christmas tree. A family in Australia got quite the WTF when they realised that the tinsel was moving on their Christmas Tree. Turns out it wasn’t a possessed decoration at all,  but a deadly tiger snake. Is nowhere safe?

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Surf’s Up

If dodging aliens hiding in suspicious Japanese clouds isn’t enough, scientists now believe Australia has a massive super ocean sink hole which could cause catastrophic earthquakes and tsunamis. Goddammit does that mean I have to hang my washing up higher? The so called “tear” in the sea bed is 7 km deep and just north of Australia. Scientists are now calling it the biggest fault on the planet. …nice one.

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Best Christmas Lights EVER!!!!

An Aussie dude has created the best Christmas lights display, synced to AC/DC Thunderstruck … and some other dude in the US too.

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Standoff Fail

Step away from the plates

Oh well, seems Aussie police aren’t immune to the occasional awks. Seems the men in blue spent 7 hours outside a house in an apparent standoff. Only prob, the house was empty. The Critical Incident Response Team members claim they were negotiating with a man who refused to leave the house but when they finally decided to enter…..crickets. Pity the fool who had to tell the school that had been in lock down all that time.

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