Oh well, seems Aussie police aren’t immune to the occasional awks. Seems the men in blue spent 7 hours outside a house in an apparent standoff. Only prob, the house was empty. The Critical Incident Response Team members claim they were negotiating with a man who refused to leave the house but when they finally decided to enter…..crickets. Pity the fool who had to tell the school that had been in lock down all that time.
Do you WANT me to flash?
When it comes to Australian wildlife we definitely have some winners. The latest discovery includes a frog whose groin flashes orange to startle its predators and give it a chance to make a quick exit.
PSST I swear I too would run if any creature’s groin flashed orange … just saying.
Oh for the love of a XXXX, an Aussie man got himself in trouble with the law after he used a seatbelt to secure his 2 cartons of beer while his kids were left unrestrained on the adult’s laps and on the floor of the vehicle.
I hate to think what he said or did, but a woman’s wrath …
I hate my life!
You know your holiday is going downhill when passengers start upchucking in the pool. Time to pack and get the hell off the horror cruise, I say. Gastro has reared its ugly head once again on a cruise Down Under. Over 200 people of the 4000 passengers are believed to be suffering from the unfortunate bug. Despite emptying the pools, disinfecting everything in sight and ordering the sick to stay the heck away from healthy passengers the cruise went to hell in a handbag (and sick bag). On a bright note, the smorgasbord was relatively free to indulge . Bon appetite.
A wedding was interrupted when the page boy had an urgent call of nature…
Dear god, no wonder I sleep with one eye open….