Frog Groin Is The New Orange

Do you WANT me to flash?

When it comes to Australian wildlife we definitely have some winners. The latest discovery includes a frog whose groin flashes orange to startle its predators and give it a chance to make a quick exit.

PSST I swear I too would run if any creature’s  groin  flashed orange … just saying.

Priorities

Oh for the love of a XXXX, an Aussie man got himself in trouble with the law after he used a seatbelt to secure his 2 cartons of beer while his kids were left unrestrained on the adult’s laps and on the floor of the vehicle.

When A Domestic Goes Bad

I hate to think what he said or did, but a woman’s wrath …

PSST Australia

 

SS Upchuck

I hate my life!

You know your holiday is going downhill when passengers start upchucking in the pool. Time to pack and get the hell off the horror cruise, I say. Gastro has reared its ugly head once again on a cruise Down Under. Over 200 people of the 4000 passengers are believed to be suffering from the unfortunate bug. Despite emptying the pools, disinfecting everything in sight and ordering the sick to stay the heck away from healthy passengers the cruise went to hell in a handbag (and sick bag). On a bright note, the smorgasbord was relatively free to indulge . Bon appetite.

When You Gotta Go

A wedding was interrupted when the page boy had an urgent call of nature…

 

Australia…Seriously?

Dear god, no wonder I sleep with one eye open….

 

3D Printed Guns Banned

Thank you John Howard for your forward thinking. Today NSW banned the possession of blueprints for 3D printed guns. This is the first and hopefully not the last to do so. The penalty for violating this law has been set at 14 years in prison.