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Might Want To Avoid Dating An Aussie Bloke

The key to happiness for half the Aussie men? Trade in their missus for a different model. Yes, half of the Australian men surveyed for the American Express Enrichment Report said the key to enriching their lives would be to get rid of their wife or girlfriend. Urgh, three quarters said their current relationships were in need of  some serious enrichment. Interestingly,  keeping fit was way down on the priority list. Lazy assed bastards.

Psst Hmm, and to think the key to an Australian woman’s happiness is for their men to keep the friggin toilet seat down.


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

Horrifying Undies Survey Results

Half of Aussie men admit to having worn same undies 3 days in a rowOh dear god, say it ain’t so. According to a study commissioned by Bonds, more than half of Aussie men have admitted wearing the same pair of undies up to 3 days in a row. Now that’s gross (you should never admit things like that). Of that group, some admitted to wearing them for up to a week or more before changing them. Oh how pathetic (mum on hols?). 7% of men surveyed said they had worn woman’s underwear.Oh and lets skip to “age of undies”, the average life expectancy of an Aussie man’s undies is 2 and a half years, though a large percentage said they still wore undies up to 10 years old. Please don’t let them survey woman!!!!!

Psst Well guess what will be hanging in Aussie men’s Chrissy stockings this year? Geez, I hope the stockings are clean?

2nd Psst Go and check Bearman’s piss pulling on this survey Aussie Undies.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Surveys, How Embarrassing, Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!

They Come From A Land Down Under!

Three out of ten Aussie men you shake hands with won’t have washed their hands after going to the toilet!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Whoops!