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Lost in Spain

Well, well, well, one of our Loons has finally got off their ass and written a book. Everyone remembers Scott, Scott Oglesby…oh for goodness sakes Zodiblog … remember, he’s the loon who  had been living in Spain with his wife and took home every stray animal that crossed his path (even if they didn’t want to)? Yeah Scott,  well, Scott has written a paella of yarns  about his experiences and it is available NOW, right this MINUTE on Amazon. I had the pleasure of having a sneak peak and lets just say it is clever, tongue in cheeky and soooo Scotty (the guy with the blog…stay focused). So Loons I am expecting you to go wander over to Amazon and friggin purchase it. I’m even gonna make it easy for you and give you the direct link … The Dude With The Blog Who Hasn’t Visited The Loon For Two Years Because He Was Writing A BOOK.

lost-in-spainScott Oglesby moved to Spain with the thought that it was the perfect chance to start over. Unfortunately, he brought himself with him. The result was dysfunction, delusion, chaos and one hilarious book. Lost in Spain is a collection of humorous essays centered around one very awkward American. With irreverent imagination, larger than life characters posing as humans, and surprising heart, this book will move you. Whether to laughter, tears, anger, or even an adventure in another country is anybody’s guess.

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That Would Be Mrs Ripper To You

Just when you thought the Jack the Ripper story couldn’t get anymore weird a British author is now claiming the infamous murderer may have been Lizzie the Ripper. John Morris believes Lizzie Williams, the wife of the royal physician Sir John Williams (also a suspect), killed the women because she couldn’t have kids. Three of the victims had their wombs cut out for starters. Anywho, he’s written a book entitled Jack The Ripper: The Hand Of A Woman which he says will leave no doubt in the readers mind, it was a friggin night prowling, psycho woman.

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Christopher Hitchens Meets His Maker, Maybe?

Controversial and outspoken author and journalist Christopher Hitchens has died of cancer aged 62. Hitchens loved nothing better than picking a fight, or two,  with political rivals. Amongst his best trade mark put downs he described Bill Clinton as a “cynical, self-seeking ambitious thug” and Mother Teresa as “a lying, thieving Albanian dwarf”.  Hitchens believed that “The real axis of evil is Christianity, Judaism, and Islam” and later in his book, God Is Not Great, he expanded on that to include “all religions”.  Love him or hate him he was a man who spoke his mind and he will be sorely missed. RIP Christopher Hitchens.

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Inevitable

Remember the dude who go in all sorts of trouble for selling his self published book “The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure: A Child-Lover’s Code of Conduct” on Amazon? Well, surprise, surprise, he’s been arrested for distributing obscene material.  Seems Polk county police were none to pleased with Phillip Greaves II writing, especially the story about the adult engaged in sex acts with a child, so they set up a sting by getting Greaves to sell them a copy and viola ….”The Pedophile’s Guide to Love and Pleasure At A Corrections Facility”

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The Secret Sauna

64 people sweating it out in there!

64 people sweating it out in there!

Hey James Arthur Ray, here’s a little secret for ya, those secret sweat lodges are a killer. Hmm, one of the authors of the worldwide bestseller “The Secret” is in really big trouble after two people died and 21 were taken to hospital during a spiritual cleansing session. Hmm, who knew cramming a whole lot of people into an airtight  sauna with temperatures reaching up to 120 degrees Fahrenheit (49 celsius) for two hours was going to be dangerous! Well about 64 people do now. They were all participating in a $9,000 a head “Spiritual Warrior” retreat hosted by the motivational guru. Criminal charges may still be laid, but they are keeping that a secret for now!

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