Calling Jamie Oliver, Jamie Oliver to the Front Desk

Oh dear, a new report has revealed that 26,000 British kids between 5 and 9 have been admitted to hospital in the past year for…. wait for it …rotten teeth. That is like 500 per week. Thanks fruit juice and fizzy drinks!

Never Negotiate With A Nasty Toothed Hooker

You know what I hate? When you are negotiating a price for a hooker and discover she has the nastiest teeth in the world so you suddenly renege and she steals your friggin money. I really friggin hate that.The poor bastard had to ring the police who later arrested the bad toothed prostitute. Man 0, bad teeth hooker 0.