Tag Archives: bad teeth

Calling Jamie Oliver, Jamie Oliver to the Front Desk

ambulanceOh dear, a new report has revealed that 26,000 British kids between 5 and 9 have been admitted to hospital in the past year for…. wait for it …rotten teeth. That is like 500 per week. Thanks fruit juice and fizzy drinks!


Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never

Never Negotiate With A Nasty Toothed Hooker

You know what I hate? When you are negotiating a price for a hooker and discover she has the nastiest teeth in the world so you suddenly renege and she steals your friggin money. I really friggin hate that.The poor bastard had to ring the police who later arrested the bad toothed prostitute. Man 0, bad teeth hooker 0.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious, Sore Loser, Well I Never, Whoops!