I just need to catch my breath
Definition of Unlucky? Being chased by a marathon runner after snatching a purse from an 83 year old woman. What’s the odds? The exhausted thief was forced to throw the contents of the bag into the river after doing a few laps of the city and realizing he was unable to shake off the dude.
Psst Cork, Ireland
Oh for crying out loud, watch out for the …oh never mind. A bag snatcher face plants a plate glass window.
Psst Perth, home of the Friggin Loon.
Enjoy, you little shit!
The best dumbass thief story you’ll hear all week. Some bag snatching fool on a bicycle whizzed passed an elderly woman in Tarring and snatched the bag she was carrying. Little did he know the bag contained dog poo. Yep, it was the bag she was using to clean up her dog’s shit. Pensioner 1, In for a shock thief 0.