Tag Archives: Bali

I Can See Clearly Now

Sunglasses…..and you?

An Aussie guy who stole a pair of $400 sunnies at a Duty Free store in Bali has been sentenced to 3 months jail. Ironic, considering you could probably buy a fake pair for $1 out on the street. Anywho, he will be out in a few days as he has already spent the time behind bars.

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It’s About to Blow

This goddam Bali volcano is taking its own sweet time to erupt. Nearly 100,000 people have been evacuated but so far crickets. Seriously, just kaboom already, my Bintang is getting warm.

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It’s About To Blow

If you happen to be in Bali at the moment, you might want to look out your window. The volcano is about to blow. No one is quite sure what will happen but a 12km evacuation zone has been ordered. Mount Agung hasn’t popped its top for over 60 years  but all indications are it’s about to. So far over 200,000 people have been evacuated from the danger zone but the bigger problem is how to get off the island. If Agung sends clouds of ash into the air there won’t be any planes allowed to land or depart.  Might want to stock up on Bintang….just saying.

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Killer Python

snake6Forget dengue fever Bali has a new killer and it comes in the form of a 4.5m killer python. Yes, the reptile has already crushed  the life of out of a security guard at a luxury hotel and is currently on the loose. Feet up people.

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Are You friggin Insane?

A 56 year old woman has been arrested in Bali for allegedly attempting to smuggle in 4.7kg of cocaine which has a street value of £1.6m !!!  The drugs were allegedly found hidden in the lining of Lindsay Sandiford’s suitcase after arriving in Indonesia from Bangkok. If  found guilty, sadly that is the death penalty…… by firing squad.

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What Were You Thinking?

Ok, here’s the thing parents of 14 year old arrested in Bali, do not and I repeat DO NOT make frigging media deals before your son is free. For crying out loud, how many times must you be told, Indonesia doesn’t like this sort of behavior . Don’t believe me? well just ask Schapelle Corby! Urgh, the parents Have evidently sold the story for $200,000 following a bidding war between rival TV networks.

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14 Year Old Faces 6 Years in Bali’s Kerobokan jail

One more time people. Indonesia doesn’t care how friggin old you are, if you get caught with drugs, that’s prison time. A 14 year old New South Wales boy is facing up to 6 years in a Bali’s nightmare Kerobokan jail after being arrested for possessing marijuana while on hols with his parents. Indonesia doesn’t not distinguish between children and adults when it comes to crimes or prisons. Here’s in with the big boys. The unnamed kid is currently being held in a Denpasar police station and is said to be in tears. Sheez, I would be too. You ruined the family holidays for starters!

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