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They Don’t Seem To Be The People Who Party

police 6OK, note to self , don’t put balloons shaped like the number 21 in the window. Seems the Swedes are a little hyper sensitive to anything that looks like IS (Islamic State). Yep, someone who read the balloons backwards called the cops. After a few hearty laughs the law enforcement officers asked for the balloons to be removed from the window.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Whoops!

At First You Don’t Succeed, Give up!

Barroons? What wrong with you?

Oh for the love of god don’t you get it, Kim Jong Il doesn’t give a shit, so take your friggin floating balloons filled with leaflets and DVD’s of anti Kim propaganda and go on friggin Facebook, that’s where all the real activists hang! Sheez! Have you not been watching the news? Park Sang Hak is a North Korean defector who for 7 years has been sending propaganda balloons across the border in the hope someone will bother reading them and start a revolt. Seven friggin years!! Dude! His latest launch will see 200,000 leaflets, hundreds of USB drives and DVDs sent floating into the North badlands bitching about the regime. Hmm, what the hell are the poor people going to play them on, pray tell? Oh well,  it ain’t my money. I’m thinking it probably isn’t a good time to be pissing off the Dear Leader anywho. He’s just waiting for a good enough reason to blow you off the face of the earth.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Kim Jong Il, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

Clown Has His Unicycle Stolen

Attention people, this is a public service announcement, can the person who stole Uncle Sam’s 6ft chrome giraffe unicycle and 1,000 animal making balloons in Swansea, please return them. The clown’s friggin freaking. The cycle and balloons were stolen from a house in Morriston and he is highly upset because now  he’s basically just a man in a silly outfit. Uncle Sam believes the unicycle was stolen for scrap metal because lets face it , who the hell would ride a 6ft tall chrome giraffe unicycle without drawing attention. Anywho, see someone acting suspiciously with a unicycle ring the Swansea police.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wrong, Well I Never

Look, Up In The Sky, It’s a

Oh dear God, what the hell was he thinking ? I was really hoping this story wasn’t going to get too much media coverage as I wanted this story all to myself. But alas I was wrong. I switch on the news to catch a glimpse of Reverend Adelir de Carli’s feet dangling from a bunch of helium balloons as he floated off into a thick blanket of pollution . Not even the Darwin Awards would have seen this one coming. This crazy Roman Catholic priest from Brazil was out to break some record in the name of charity. But unfortunately not even his GPS and satellite phone could save him from the big gusts of wind that blew him (and his thousand balloons) to kingdom come. Last reports were, a search party had found millions of colorful pieces of rubber floating off the coast of Santa Catarina. It is believed he had reached heights of up to 20,000ft (6,000m), then descended to about 8,200ft (2,500m). In the last radio contact Rev Carli said he was cold. Planes and helicopters from the Brazilian air force and boats from the Brazilian navy our out looking for him. Can you imagine what they thought when they got the message ‘looking for a Roman Catholic priest in a chair attached with 1,000 balloons, last seen being blowing out to sea.’ Friggin funny.

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