Tag Archives: balls

Bank Balls Up

Bank  posts photo of squirrel with testicles caughtNote to all banks, don’t be posting no photo of a cute little squirrel hanging by its balls, some customers might think it is in bad taste especially when you use the caption “Because accidents don’t just happen to others, insurance will also cover you for any temporary injuries”. Within a few hours the Caisse d’Epargne Bank was forced to remove the unlucky squirrel due to social media back lash.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife, That's Gotta Hurt

Proof Some Politicians Do Have Balls

Swedish MP exposes his genitalsSwedish politician Lars Ohly posted a photo of his new Liverpool Football Club leg tattoo on Instagram unaware his genitals were showing. Maybe Weiner and Ohly should compare notes.

Psst Sorry Loons, tried to find the unblocked image for you but to no avail.


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Now That Takes Balls

Man arrested for squeezing a policeman's testiclesOK, taking a cop’s gun maybe one thing but squeezing his testicles, now come on, that’s like an arresting right there. The dude is facing a string of charges and is currently on a $100,000 bond. Moral of the story is don’t play with an officer’s balls.

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Harry Styles Gets A Shoe To The Balls

Taylor Swift seen exiting the building real fast….


Filed under Friggin Awesome, That's Gotta Hurt

Junkyard Gator

Sheez, so redneck

Trappers in South Carolina were surprised when they cut open a 13ft alligator and found a soccer ball, 2 baseballs, a tennis ball, 53 fishing lures, heaps of lead sinkers, a beer can, two turtles and a smaller gator in his stomach. Seriously, they need to clean that swamp.


Filed under Friggin Wildlife

Genitals Conduct Lightning

I can’t feel my balls!

The “unluckiest man” award this week goes to the Spanish dude who got struck in the scrotum by lightning. I kid you not, he was walking down the street in Madrid minding his own beeswax when kaboom, the bolt went through his pants, zapping his balls before traveling down his legs and through to the footpath. Hmm, evidently his brain wasn’t affected by the lightning, which is surprising,  considering most men think with their….ah never mind. The guys OK, though he may be walking bow legged for awhile.

Psst This story was brought to you by Fairy Face and the letters WTF


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Get A Grip!

A woman in Seattle has been charged with third-degree domestic violence after she allegedly squeezed her boyfriend’s balls so hard during a fight that he had to have surgery. Ouch! Hmm, want look good on your resume Jennifer Kolone.

Want sauce with that?


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, That's Gotta Hurt

Nice Balls Beckham

This is so lame, of course the video is fake. Michael Jackson’s hair catching fire, now that was real!!!!


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, Join the skeptic club!

Quite a Mouthful

OK, here’s the thing people, technically, if a woman bites off her boyfriends balls , are they still a couple? Maria Georgina Topp from Newcastle in England is accused of biting off Martin Douglas’ testicles  for which he needed surgery to reattach them. The two had allegedly been drinking when at around 4am  things got a little heated and testes.

Want sauce with that?


Filed under I'm Just Saying !, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!

My, What Big Balls You Have

It's tiring carrying my package around!

Ok loons, what creature has the biggest testicles (relative to body weight) in the world? No, no, no, it’s not Madeleine Albright for goodness sakes! If you guessed the tuberous bushcricket take a bow, if you guessed the fruit fly you need to stop reading your friggin encyclopedia and get with the program. Evidently the tuberous bushcricket’s balls take up the whole of their abdomen, 14% of their body mass.Yeah, yeah, yeah but having the biggest balls doesn’t mean jack, these bushcrickets have smaller ejaculations than other species with smaller testicles. My god, who is doing these tests …and HOW?  You can read more about the big balled cricket here.


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