A Kansas dude decided that he would prefer to be in jail than be with his wife, so he robbed a bank. Job done. The disgruntled hubby, who had a fight with the missus, walked into a bank with a note stating it was a hold up. They handed him $3000 and he promptly went and sat down. He waited for security to take him into custody. No word on the wife, but I’m guessing she will be even more pissed.
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Oh bless, a guy who posted photos and vids on Instagram while robbing a bank claims he technically wasn’t robbing the bank because he had asked nicely for the money. His note to the teller read “I Need $150,000 Bonds Right Now!! Please Police take 3 to 4 minutes to get here, I would appreciate if you Ring the alarm a minute after I am gone… make sure the money doesn’t blow up on my way out.” ….. Yeah, that’s kinda nice….. and he seems nice in the vid…
Part B of any good bank robbery is the exit strategy. Using a garbage chute on the 21 floor is not one of them. A maintenence worker had to pull the trapped fool out of the trash compactor area of the basement after he robbed a bank and the fell ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 21 floors into garbage. Injuries? Oh, he had a few.
A man, who had just undergone chemotherapy, walked into a bank wearing a surgical mask and was suddenly surrounded by six police who told him to put his hands above his head. They thought he was the “Surgical Mask” bandit who had robbed two banks in the area. Whoopsie daisy.
There is much confusion over the gender of an Iowa bank robber , after the image of her/him wearing a slinkly lime dress was posted on a police Facebook site. Seems many believe she is infact a he and is simply wearing the “mullet dress” (short in front, long in back) as a disguise. Awkward for the robber either way.