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Attention Voters

Um, to all those people still voting in the US Presidential election, STOP!!! It’s over. Obama wins. Meanwhile Mitt is going through his binder  trying to find answers.

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Message For White Voters

If you haven’t made your mind up about who you want as the President of the US yet, Chris Rock might just sway you…or not.

Psst This video is endorsed by  Susi Spice

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Might Want To Proof Read First!

Oh for goodness sakes people, how many times do I have to tell you it’s Barack Obama, with one friggin “r”. The dunderklumpens at the Canberra gift shop are a little slow on the uptake. They have just ordered 200 mugs with the President of the United States name spelled wrong. It was all in honor of the visit he will probably never make in 2010.

Psst At least they didn’t put an “s” in his surname!

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You Gotta Get The Spelling Right!

OK, one more time Anna Bligh (Queensland Premier), the President of the United States’ name is spelled Barack not Barrack. So if you wanted Obama to visit your State during his visit to Australia you should have maybe  had someone proof read the official invitation before it was sent to the White House. Awkward!

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Hang On Just One minute

Not so fast Mr President

Not so fast Mr President

Hmm, Republicans may have a nice little draw card up their sleeve in stopping the old Obama Nobel Peace Prize train ride. Nothing like a little Constitution clause to stop the love. Oooh and I quote Article 1, Section 9…the EMOLUMENT CLAUSE…”And no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince or foreign State.” Dagnabbit! If you want to be knit pickie the Nobel Peace Prize falls right under the Emolument Clause. Awkward. Ooh and that prize money he says he will give to charity and reduce his income tax by $500,000 is legally not his to give away! The gift “shall become the property of the United States.” Geez, who would want to be President!

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Pastor Steven Anderson

Move over Fred Phelps we have a new hate monger on the block! Faithful Word Baptist Church Pastor Steven Anderson, bless his cotton picking nasty assed socks, told MyFOXPhoenix “I hope that God strikes Barack Obama with brain cancer so he can die like Ted Kennedy and I hope it happens today,”. Seems Mr Anderson ain’t too pleased about Obama’s stance on abortion. His usual rant to his congregation goes along the lines of “I’m gonna pray that he dies and goes to hell when I go to bed tonight. That’s what I’m gonna pray,”. Bless, what a charmer. I think we will leave him well alone!

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Two Democrats on an Escalator

Here is a little something to brighten your day…this is what happened to two democrats on their way to vote for Barack Obama…lol!

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Obama Plans Some Bushwhacking

Obama about to repeal George Bush's executive orders

Hello, President of the USA, where is the friggin clipart?

Oh dear, the meeting between President George W Bush and President-elect Barack Obama should be a downright hoot.Hmm, seems Obama is about to do some bushwhacking on George’s administration policies.Goodbye executive orders. First on the agenda is changing the policy funding for stem cell research and a rethink of Utah land deals for gas and oil drilling. That should rattle Bush’s belt buckle! And wait, there is more shock and awe. It is rumored some 200 of President Bush’s executive orders will be considered for repeal by Obama’s Democratic team. To add even extra salt to the meeting, soon to be White House Chief of Staff, Mr Podesta said “You see the Bush administration even today moving aggressively to do things I think are not in the interest of the country,” (ouch). White House officials are denying they are desperately rushing through their plans before January. Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on that wall? I wonder who will be passing the hand sanitizer to whom this time?
Poor old President Bush just keeps on getting kicked when he is well and truly down. I bet he wishes it would all just go away. It started with such great promise and then just slid into wars, hurricanes and one hell of an economic nightmare. As for Obama, how much security has he got?

Oh and here is something totally irrelevant to add, how hard is it to find clip art images of black presidents of the USA ? I’m just saying! Oh well thank goodness for paintbox.

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Nancy Boys Reckon Obama is Irish

Seems now that Barack has become the first black president of the United States of America everyone wants to claim him as their very own. Yep, from the Ivory Coast to the Emerald Isle everyone is claiming Obama lineage and family tree ties. Someone in that family must have been having a good old time traveling the world and well, doing you know what! (I’m Just saying). In honor of Barack’s Irish heritage the Hardy Drew and the Nancy Boys have written a little ditty about Obamas link to Ireland. Wanna see the video?…

Oh and here is a very Irish version by Shay Black with some added verses….

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