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Farter Told To Stop

OK, here’s the thing Dave, having the occasional fart in the pub is fine, but when it ponks to the point of patrons gagging, it’s stop or be banned. Your choice Dave. Dave Marriott has been told to stop his stinky farts at the mens only Grange Villa Workmen’s Social Club after several members complained. Despite being hauled in front of the committee Dave said that in the past the pub’s landlords have asked him to drop one in order to clear the bar at closing time. See, it can be useful.

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Friggin Vegetarians!

At least it wasn't because they were black!

Attention all vegetarians, if you are planning to adopt a child in Crete I suggested you put down your friggin tofu and start chomping on a steak. A vegetarian couple have been barred from adopting a child because of their eating habits.Seems authorities don’t wont no vegie  loving people denying children meat and fish.

Want soy sauce with that?

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Say What Sister?

Leshuh Griffin, who is an independent candidate for the State Assembly in Wisconsin, has just had her lawsuit thrown out by the federal court. She wanted to have “NOT the ‘whiteman’s bitch'” on the ballot to describe herself but the state Government Accountability Board barred her from using it. Hmm, seems your no one’s bitch now!

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I Thought They Took Anyone

Hmm, I wasn’t even aware the US Air Force had banned recruiters who had tattoos below the right elbow of the saluting arm. Hell, I didn’t even know there was a saluting arm! But anywho, the policy was enforced in November and a week later it has been scrapped after 26 recruits were told they weren’t allowed to participate in basic training. Not really news is it?

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