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Lions and Tigers and Zombies , Oh My.

Remember the dude who ate the face off the homeless guy after taking bath salts? Yeah well about that. Seems the toxicology results are in and …oh no…he had only marijuana in his system. Run!!!!

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Blonde I Assume

Lalalalala

How could this possibly be, a bikini model has been arrested and charged with running a global drug ring. Once voted the “sexiest woman in the world” Simone Farrow (who evidently has 19 aliases) is accused of trafficking meth hidden in bags of bath salts. Busting the myth that bikini models are dumb, Farrow set up a fake bath product company and sent the drugs via FedEx to Australia. Hmm,OK, not so smart but guess who’s gonna be the most popular inmate in prison?

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The Best Ever Burglar

Oh my, why can’t every burglar on bath salts be like Terry Trent? He waltzed into the Vandalia family’s home, lit a candle, pulled up a couch and watched TV. Oh did I happen to mention he also put up some Christmas decorations (probably during a commercial break). It all came to a sorry end when the Vandalia’s 11 year old son came home and found Mr Trent on the couch.Enter police!

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Honey Have You Seen My Bath Salts?

This fly spray is good shit!

Attention all drug users in Louisiana, the rumor you heard that bath salts, fertilizer or insect repellent can be sniffed to give you a high like cocaine or speed is a friggin lie, you will end up either in an emergency room or lining up outside the pearly gates. Seems some of these products contain methylenedioxypyrovalerone (MDPV) which is way more potent than Ritalin or cocaine. The only problem is the side effects are evil, not only will you be up for days but the hallucinations will make you more paranoid than Kim Jong Il’s fashion adviser. Hmm, sounds more like the drug is good for thinning out the herd.

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