Batman Found The Joker

Either the Texas police have employed a superhero or the dude who arrested a shoplifter isn’t really Batman. Personally, I don’t know who was more embarrassed, the police officer dressed as Batman or the poor sucker who got arrested by him? Ironically  the WalMart thief approached Batman for a selfie (blahahahahaha)  but was soon busted for being in possession of stolen DVDs (including The Lego Batman Movie). One to tell the grand kids fool.

PSST : Wouldn’t it be cool if all of the police dressed as superheroes…just saying.

Caped Crusader in Bradford

Holy imposter Batman. A rather plump man dressed in a unflattering Batman cozy has walked into a Bradford police station in Leeds and handed over a criminal. The man was later charged with handling stolen goods. Police are now asking for the crime fighting dude to come forward to testify in the court case. Hmm, try Bruce Wayne in the phonebook silly.

Batman Massacre

Thoughts and prayers to those who lost loved ones in the Colorado Batman massacre. No words.

Batman Downgrades To A Lamborghini Batmobile

Even Batman isn’t above the law…. Na na na na na na

Eye Hole Painting Security

Holy friggin home invasion Batman. Forget a friggin burglar alarm, gun or nasty vicious dog to protect you from evil doers what you need is eye hole painting security (endorsed by Adam West). Sheez, now I can sleep easy at night.

McHappy Meal Toy Fail

Where’s Robin when you need him?

Talking Pug

The late but great Teddy the pug had a thing for a certain superhero….

Kanye West Dissed by Batman!

It was bad enough Hitler was pissed off with Kanye West but now friggin Batman!!! OK, Christian Bale, but he played Batman!

When Superheroes Go Wild

Hmm, not so mild mannered Maksim Katsnelson (aka Superman) and Frank Frisoli (aka Batman) got a little grumpy when police asked to see their licenses to perform on the streets of New York. Dear god no one puts Superman in the corner. As a response, the man of steel punched one of the officers in the face (hmm, I guess the answer was no). While Batman was quietly handcuffed (wimp) seven officers were needed to arrest Superman. I guess there will be a few parents with a little bit of explaining to do to their horrified children (no honey, Superman wasn’t hurt, he was just having a bad day). Gotham City wouldn’t return any calls!

Psst Is it me or is Superman the WOMAN of Steel? (more explaining mom!)