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Even Electronic Smoking Can Kill

OMG, warning people, be careful when puffing on an electronic cigarette. A man has had his teeth blown out after the device’s battery exploded. The cig is suppose to simulate smoking by producing a safe vapor that has no odor or residue. The Florida man had been using the electronic cigarette for several years after he began suffering lung problems. Authorities are not sure exactly what went on but the battery went kaboom after having a puff, taking out his teeth , part of his tongue and setting his study on fire. Whatever you do don’t smoke!

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Flip Flop to the Crotch!

You know what I hate? When you get in a big old  argument with your hubby about those doing  the shopping and in your rage  you  chuck your flip flop at his penis and then YOU to end up  being  arrested for battery. I really friggin hate that! Not a good look on the resume either !

Want sauce with that?

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You Gotta Know When To Hold Them

Oh for crying out loud, a man has been charged with battery after he allegedly folded a 66 year old woman into a couch. Seems Max Foreman, ex boyfriend of victim’s daughter, rolled up at the Palmetto house and pushed the woman onto a fold up couch and then closed it with her still inside.

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Don’t Mess With Mom

Wanna mess with him again?

A Crestview mom came up with a simple and friggin effective way to stop her eldest son picking on his younger bro. Call the police.Yep, after oldest son (18) got peeved with mom, he went off and slapped his younger brother. Response? A call to the cops. Hmm, after they  noted a red mark on younger boy’s face, they arrested older brother for battery.

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Snot Nice

What a pig!

Ewh, if your boyfriend blocks one nostril with his finger and then blows the content of the other nostril all over you, it’s time to get a new boyfriend. The woman who was splattered with blood and snot contacted Crestview police and had him charged with battery.

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