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Bear vs Dumbass

grizzly-bearOh for the love of natural selection, some guy in Alaska was seen harassing a mother bear and her cubs by dressing in a bear suit. The dude in the suit ran through a group of people watching the bears and ran straight up to the mum and cubs waving and jumping in an attempt to get their attention. Hmm, give it a few days and I suspect I will be adding an epitaph to this post….. just saying.

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Bear Vs Cat

We all know who will be the winner here…

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Bear Necessities In Golf

This is why bears don’t play golf…too many distractions. This is why golfers get attacked by angry mama bears …. too many distractions.

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Bear Dumpster Surfing In Colorado

A bear has been caught on CCTV stealing dumpsters from behind a German restaurant in Colorado.

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Don’t Feed The Wildlife

More!!!!!

More!!!!!

One more time people , don’t be feeding the big old hungry  bear while going on a bike ride during a church picnic. That’s a mauling right there. The man , who had been drinking a tad, came across  the bear during the ride and  threw him a piece of barbeque meat. Unfortunately, when he threw a second piece, the bear went friggin psycho and attacked him. Obviously,it wasn’t cook to his liking. The man was later discovered by a park ranger, washing the blood from his puncture wounds at a campground.

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Hey Boo Boo

My bad?

My bad?

A Florida woman is still wondering how the heck a bear managed to locked itself in her 2003 Toyota Matrix and then proceed to rip it to shreds. The unnamed bear had a yabadabadoo time stripping the seats to the metal, eating the head rests, chewing the steering wheel and scratching the heck out of the headlining before the woman’s father managed to open the door to let it out.

Psst Maybe it got pissed because it couldn’t drive a manual?

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That Ain’t No Picnic

A Cincinnati man was arrested last week for masturbating in public with a teddy bear. This is the 4th time he has been caught engaging in public indecency and disorderly conduct with a teddy . No word on if it was the same teddy in each case. I think we might just leave it at that! Awkward! Hmm, know anything about this Bearman …. Duncan wants to know?

Want sauce with that?

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Wanna See Where The Bear Bit Me?

OK, here’s the thing loons, when confronted by a pissed off 300lb mamma bear in the wee hours, drop and roll, because the worst thing that it could do is bite you on your butt! Poor Terri Gurley can attest to that. She was dropping some doggy doo into a trash compactor, which unbeknown to her, was also the black bear’s kitchen,when the two came face to face. As Gurley slowly retreated backwards, she tripped. Terrified, she rolled on her stomach and that’s when mamma bear bit her in the butt, real hard. Her scream pretty much woke the entire neighborhood resulting in several people coming to her rescue. She now has four puncture wounds for her troubles.

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A Friggin Waving Bear

Seriously, do bears shit wave in the woods park?

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Furry Animal Robs Bank

Attention good people of Sweden if you happen across a very fit  man dressed in a large furry monkey/bear outfit the police may want a word.Seems he is wanted in connection with a bank robbery.  He was last seen running through the shopping center with security guards in hot pursuit.It is unclear if he got away with any money but police later found a burning car near the crime scene. Hmm and here I thought Swedes had no sense of humor!

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