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Dam Beaver Missing

If you just happen upon a 300lb, 4 and a half foot carved wooden beaver,  holding a sign “Welcome to our Dam house.” in your travels,  the Beaver Dam police may want a word. Seems the statue has gone AWOL, along with a carving of a Native American Indian in full headdress but that has been recovered from a ditch along with a statue of a turtle which has yet not been reported missing.

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Leave It To Beaver

Barry really wanted to be a ballet dancer

Some dumbassed beaver who can’t build a dam for Jack has been blamed for flooding a highway in Ottawa. Yes, his poorly constructed wall collapsed leaving the road covered in 10cm of water and closed for over three hours. Sheez, shame on you beaver, what a disgrace!

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