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Belgium Applies To UNESCO

So what is Belgian famous for…other than chocolate? Anyone? Well,  evidently beer drinking. So much so Belgium has applied to have its beer culture listed on UNESCO’s Intangible Cultural Heritage List. On the application they state “It plays a role in daily life, as well as festive occasions,” …. and “Almost 1,500 types of beer are produced in the country including by some Trappist communities.”

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Drinks On Me

Oh for crying out loud. Two bumbling thieves attempting to steal beer from a locked fridge discover the cold hard truth.

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Belly Button Fluff Beer

Oh for crying out loud a brewery in Oz is creating a special brew for an upcoming festival. The beer will have a little surprise ingredient….yeast dug from out from the worker’s belly buttons. Hmm, or more specifically extracted from belly button lint. The Belly Button Beer will contain the fluff from the brewer’s bellies. When quizzed the owner said the “completely unique yeast strain” gave the beer a unique flavour. Oh and don’t worry clean freaks, the yeast strains have been sterilized. Evidently, the belly button beer will have a hint of “spiciness, clove and light banana esters.” I suppose we should be grateful it isn’t toe jam beer.

PSST Adelaide.

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Priorities

Oh for the love of a XXXX, an Aussie man got himself in trouble with the law after he used a seatbelt to secure his 2 cartons of beer while his kids were left unrestrained on the adult’s laps and on the floor of the vehicle.

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Rage Yoga

Downward $^%%* dog NOW!!!!

Downward $^%%* dog NOW!!!!

Yes, yes, yes….finally. A Canadian genius guru woman has come up with a unique idea…rage yoga. Yep, you can let it all out during the yoga session, screaming, yelling swearing, and then down a pint or two afterwards. See ya serious connoisseurs of the ancient art and hello Y Gen raging helicopter moms .

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Drinks Are On The Tree

Stop right there Carlsberg, you are killing me here. The brewing company have erected a 27ft Christmas tree that….wait for it…. dispenses beer. Hallelujah. Candle lit beer bottles, glass balls for cups and a large hop replacing the star on top of the tree make for a very , very merry Christmas.

 

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Vile Bile Beer

doctor_rushing_patient_on_gurney_lg_whtIf you are in Mozambique and someone offers you a slip of their traditional beer from a shared keg, just say no. There is a likihood it is contaminated with crocodile bile which is deadly. Evidently the bile Beer was passed around at a funeral over the weekend putting nearly 200 in hospital and 69 in the morgue. A very busy funeral director.

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