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Murder Most Foul

Holy Agatha Christie, there has been a murder at Best In Show. Crufts, the world’s largest dog show, has been rocked with allegations a prize winning red setter had been poisoned by a rival breeder. Not in its 100 year history has Crufts faced such a scandal. Jagger the red setter died after eating poisoned meat. Several other dogs near Jagger’s enclosure also fell ill and were rushed to vets. A full investigation is under way but no doubt next year’s show will have tighter security.

PSST Colonel Mustard has an alibi.

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Best In Show

Holy Shih tzu Batman. Guess whose dog nearly won “Best in Show” at the Madison Square Garden in New York City? Well, it was none other than Stockholm Syndrome poster girl, Patty Hearst. Remember her? Patty was the unfortunate granddaughter of William Randolph Hearst who was kidnapped by the Symbionese Liberation Army and made to do some very bad things. Anywho , Miss P, a 4 year old Beagle, took out the top dog award.

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