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Halo Fail

Not all Beyonce’s fans can sing…..

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Rumor Mill Round Up

Bring me some water. Lindsay can’t seem to get no bottled aqua and she ain’t drinking from no nasty jail sink. Anywho, her little jail stint could make her millions if she doesn’t self harm first. Miranda kerr and Orlando Bloom tied the knot (woohoo lets give them a Mexican “who cares” wave). Beyonce, is responsible for Booty Pop undies which make your ass a whole lot bigger (thanks biatch). Twinnings are making a Lady Gaga flavored tea (now she can feed her pet teapot and saucer!). Jersey Shore cast went on strike and the world rejoiced. Zsa Zsa Gabor is in a critical condition after realising who she was married to falling and breaking a hip. Oh and lets not forget the latest Mad Max round up, he’s still douchebag and she is still a nobody.

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All The Wrinkled Ladies

It’s not just the Single Ladies we should be worried about …..

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Kill Joy

Sorry son but you ain’t a single lady, now stop your blubbering….

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Want a Good Cry?

Having side stepped the Kanye West controversy with grace and dignity, Beyonce has taken another step to sainthood with a touching moment in Sydney. The audience was left one big blubbering mess after Beyonce serenaded Chelsea, a young girl with leukemia….watch if you dare

Psst Want to make a difference?  National Children’s Leukemia Foundation (USA), Children’s Cancer Institute Australia, Childrens Leukemia and Cancer Research Foundation (Aus) or Children With Leukaemia (UK)

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Taylor Swift Gets Dissed

WTF Kanye West, maybe you should seriously think about hooking up with Serena. All I can say is I am just glad this incident didn’t include a Asian line judge! Dear god, could someone have saved the poor Swift girl before the camera cut back to her standing there in a “OMG I have been friggin dissed” pose for the whole world to see! Hell,awkward. The music industry was left stunned at the VMA after a angry Kanye West grabbed the microphone from teenage singer Taylor Swift, proclaiming Beyonce should have won (that is so double awkward with a cherry on top!). I am guessing she’ll be dreading the Grammys! Oh and by the way Bearman has done a hilarious toon on the Kanye incident.

Psst Word on the grapevine, Pink was none too please and had to be moved on by guards before she could let him have it.

2ND Psst Your will have to bear with me as Viacom are having a bitch slap over Youtube posting the diss clip (seems the multi billion dollar lawsuit between the two has got a whole lot nastier).

The diss..

The recovery diss

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