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Blonde I Assume

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How could this possibly be, a bikini model has been arrested and charged with running a global drug ring. Once voted the “sexiest woman in the world” Simone Farrow (who evidently has 19 aliases) is accused of trafficking meth hidden in bags of bath salts. Busting the myth that bikini models are dumb, Farrow set up a fake bath product company and sent the drugs via FedEx to Australia. Hmm,OK, not so smart but guess who’s gonna be the most popular inmate in prison?

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