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Cooties Alert, Cooties Alert

Watch very closely, does George W Bush deliberately wipe his hand on Bill Clinton’s shirt after shaking hands with a Haitians. I think so….

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Keep It In Mind!

Please!

Please!

How much do you think Chelsea Clinton is worth? Go on, have yourself a guess! Hmm, well if Godwin Kipkemoi Chepkurgor is anything to go by about 40 goats and 20 cows. That is what the Kenyan offered the Clinton’s to take their only daughter off their hands. Yep, in 2000 Godwin asked Bill for Chelsea’s hand in marriage. Hmm, politely the Clinton’s declined…I think, haven’t seen her lately? Fast forward nine years later and he still wants to marry her.Mrs Clinton was quick to respond during her recent trip to Africa “My daughter is her own person. I will convey this very kind offer,” That is politician speak for “no friggin way”. If Chelsea accepts she might have to squish over a bit in bed to make room for Godwin’s other wife. As for Godwin he is optimistic that the 29 year old will accept his offer. Good luck with that! Hmm, you never know it might come in handy as a negotiation chip if any American journos go missing in Africa!

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Bill Clinton To The Rescue

Yeah, but their beer tastes like shit!

Yeah, but their beer tastes like shit!

Shhh, we still have to be hush, hush, because you know Kim Jong Il has tendencies to change his mind but it looks like the two jailed American journalists are the luckiest women in Pyongyang ! Bill Clinton’s the man. He went on a little mission to visit Il and play nice (despite all the nasty things he had said about Hillary’s orange pant suit) in the hope that they would release Laura Ling and Euna Lee from the bowels of the North Korean prison. So far so good Bill, Il has announced, thanks to North Korea’s “humanitarian and peace-loving policy,” their immediate release. As for Bill, he now has to explain to Hillary what he was doing with a box of North Korean cigars!

Psst Isn’t it Hills job to do the negotiating? Lazy bitch!

UPDATE The two American journalists have left North Korea and are heading home. Now Bill, behave!

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