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Pakistan Wipes Its Hands

Pakistan have booted 12 of Bin Laden’s family members out of the country, including three wives widows. They have all been deported back from whence they came.  Well, its not like they have a reason to stay!

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Charges Dropped Against Bin Laden

Well, well, well, Osama Bin Laden no longer has to appear in the Southern District of New York for his role in the al Qaeda attacks on the U.S. embassies in Tanzania and Kenya way back in 1998. Nope,  all criminal charges have been dropped. Assistant U.S. Attorney Nicholas Lewin presented a formal recommendation to U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara that Bin Laden not be prosecuted on any of the charges. Hmm, so in theory he’s innocent.

Psst Sheez, ain’t that going to be raising a few eyebrows amongst the conspiracy theorists!

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No Benefits In Being A Terrorist

Oh for crying out loud Al Qaeda, if you don’t pay your terrorists friggin health care how do you expect them to stay loyal? Sheez! Former Al Qaeda member L’Houssaine Kherchtou told the court in New York  he left Bin Laden’s terror group because they refused to pay health care for him or his wife. Despite being Bin Laden’s pilot he became disgruntled when the friggin tight asses wouldn’t  pay for his wife’s cesarean section forcing her to beg on the streets for the money.  Sheez, you just can’t find a decent terrorist group these days. In the ultimate FU response, Kherchtou began helping the US in investigating two embassy bombings in Africa.

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Where’s Bin Laden?

Oh where, oh where could Bin Laden be? Hmm, well according to a senior NATO official, in a house in northwest Pakistan. Apparently despite popular belief the official claims “Nobody in al Qaeda is living in a cave.” but instead are living in relative comfort protected by the Pakistan intelligence services. This includes Osama Bin Laden and  his deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri.

Psst Hmm, if the US is so serious about catching the terrorist why hasn’t the NATO official  been waterboarded for more info, huh?

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Bin Laden Boo Boo

So much for the FBI’s “cutting edge” technology. Hmm, seems a lazy assed technician nicked a photo off Google of Spanish politician Gaspar Llamazares to create the aging photo of Bin Laden. …oh and isn’t he downright pissed! The FBI had to admit that one of their people took a photo from Google images to help create the snap despite all the blah, blah blah about their state of the art digital equipment. Awkward! Mr Llamazares has been a strong critic of the “War on Terror” and believes it was more than a coincidence they used his likeness as a guide. He is now demanding a ” Please Explain” from the US.

Psst Gosh, it was only his hair and forehead that were used….be grateful it wasn’t anything else or he might be in Guantanamo!

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