Note to self , if you get bitten on the arm by a 2ft nurse shark don’t bother killing it…chances are the creature won’t let go Anywho. Bystanders claim the woman was teasing the shark before it sunk its teeth in. The woman had to take a trip to hospital to have it extracted.
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When Mrs Yang told her hubby some home truths about his lazy, stubborn and neglectful ways he responded by biting her nose off and eating it. The incident was triggered when Mrs Yang ignored his phone calls following a fight which resulted in a furious hubby storming into her work and attacking her. He ran off with her nose in his mouth and hasn’t been seen since. Hmm, might want to cross lazy off her list.
Samuel L Jackson, Samuel L Jackson to the Haifa restroom, we have snakes in the latrine. An Israeli man was admitted to hospital after he was bitten on the penis by a snake while taking a leak in a public toilet. Hmm, the snake either jumps very well or the dude has very short legs or …oh never mind.
OK, here’s the thing loons, when confronted by a pissed off 300lb mamma bear in the wee hours, drop and roll, because the worst thing that it could do is bite you on your butt! Poor Terri Gurley can attest to that. She was dropping some doggy doo into a trash compactor, which unbeknown to her, was also the black bear’s kitchen,when the two came face to face. As Gurley slowly retreated backwards, she tripped. Terrified, she rolled on her stomach and that’s when mamma bear bit her in the butt, real hard. Her scream pretty much woke the entire neighborhood resulting in several people coming to her rescue. She now has four puncture wounds for her troubles.
If you have ever thought of getting a python as a pet, take heed. A woman in Wisconsin was at a book club meeting when she decided to take her friend’s python out of its terrarium for a little play. Next thing she knows Annie the 4ft python has latched itself onto her face . The serpent refused, point blank, to let go of her right cheek until its owner appeared. I’m guessing we all know the moral of this story!!!
The moral of the story is you should never tease an African bullfrog with an ant crusher app…