OMG Loons, no need to panic just quite yet but a former member of Kony’s child army is claiming the bizarre behavior by Jason Russell last week is Joseph Kony’s doing. Seems Kony is a master at voodoo and Russell’s out of character behavior wreaks of black magic. Seriously, I didn’t know voodoo travels? Richard Akena, who has been captured 4 times by Kony’s forces as a child, claims Kony has been using voodoo for years to force children to do his dirty work. Akena is pretty convinced Kony was behind Russell’s meltdown.
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If you live in Namibia be on the look out for a dog-pig hybrid creature that is scaring the crap out of the locals. The mutant is described as mostly white, with a doglike head, hairless back and the shoulders of a giant pig. If you see it , RUN!!! One official told the local newspaper “This is an alien animal that the people have not seen before. We don’t have a forest here, only bushes. So, this must be black magic at play.” Yep, must be. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, sleep with one eye open!