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WTF Australia!!!!

Just when you thought Australia couldn’t get more scarier …. introducing sea lice. Yes, the latest creature to deter us from putting a friggin toe in the ocean. A teen was left bleeding from hundreds of little bites after cooling off  for a few minutes in the water. Doctors, who struggled to contain the bleeding were baffled as to what the hell caused this mess.  The teens confused father decided to go back to the location with some chunks of meat and guess what? Friggin flesh eating bugs appeared. But don’t fret sea loving loons, in typical Aussie fashion an expert said ‘sea lice should not alarm people or deter them from swimming.’ Hmm, neither should sharks, blue ring octopus, stone fish or deadly jellyfish right?

Sea Lice

 

I deliberately put his horror image last, so look away squeamish loons….the ravishes of sea lice….

UPDATE: The creatures have been identified now as Sea Fleas not Sea Lice. Who friggin cares, they are spawns of Satan!!!!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, Friggin Wildlife

Too Hot To Handle

OMG, tragedy has ruined the Sauna World Championships in Finland. Damn it. Russian contestant Vladimir Ladyzhenskiy died from severe burns while battling it out with reigning champ Timo Kaukonen six minutes into the final round. The two were sweating it out in a 230 degree (110 Celsius) room, with water was tossed on a hot stove every thirty seconds, when ex wrestler Vladimir collapsed. Both men were allegedly friggin bleeding from their burns when they were yanked out of the sauna. Ironically there is not even a decent friggin prize for the winner, just a title. The competition, which has been running since 1999, is over for good.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never, Whoops!

I’m Bleeding Out My Balls

This is like some friggin horror story. I sure hope the kid was OK, bleeding balls can’t be good!

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Sore Loser, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!