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Iowa Is Now Truly Dodge City

The blind are allowed to carry a gun in IowaIowa have just changed their gun laws to allow blind people to own and carry firearms in public. What could possibly go wrong Rutger Hauer?

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Blind Attorney Hit By Cyclist

You know what I hate? When a blind man gets run down by a cyclist in Central Park and the victim happens to be an attorney and disabled rights activist. Hmm, that’s a suing right there city of New York. Yes, no, he’s not suing the cyclist only the city!!!! Nothing is just an accident anymore.

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A White Cane Anyone?

Eh? Didn't see it coming!!!

Oh those Greeks!!! A recently elected mayor on the island of Zakynthos has discovered that quite a few of his constituents have been in on an elaborate scam. About 600 of them have been falsely declaring themselves blind so they can collect a nice monthly cheque from the government. Hmm, that’s about 2% of the population and include restaurant owners, shop keepers, farmers and even taxi drivers. Seems authorities had been turning a blind eye for over 10 years to those faking their claims. Now the spoil sport mayor (who happens to also be a lawyer) has ceased all benefit payments so they can thin out the blind herd. The crackdown has also come at a price, with 50 of the so called blind hurling eggs and yoghurt at the now unpopular major. Hmm, so does being blind drunk count?

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Blind Freddy

Might want to rethink picking on blind people in Kansas, they are now allowed to carry concealed guns. Hmm, don’t believe me? Well, go take a gander at Sekan’s blog, Kansas Mediocrity and see for yourself (sorry for the pun!).

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Easy On Condoms

Oh crap, the strings broke!

Trouble putting on a condom boys? Hmm, fear no more, a WOMAN has invented an easy-on condom that even the blind can use. María Ángeles Machuca, from Spain, has simply added two little disposable strips on either side of the condom to make the process more simpler for the nervous, flustered and blind. Well, thank god for that!

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You Got A Friend…or 10

Will you quit it guys...not funny!!!

OMG loons the cutest animal story you are going to hear all day.When Michelle Feldstein agreed to take a 15 year old blind quarter horse into her animal shelter she had no idea the horse came with 5 goats and 5 sheep.You see her entourage are also Sissy’s carers, seeing eye animals. Yep, the sheep act as her eyes and the goats act as her bodyguards. The group will round her up at feeding time and maneuver her to the food and water and at the end of the day they will lead her to her stall.  I think I have something in my eye? Hmm, quick get Disney on the phone!

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Didn’t See It Coming

Now this could come in handy loons, especially if you can’t find your beer goggles. A man in England sought medical help after he kept going temporarily blind during sex. The unnamed man was evidently  suffering from vasoconstriction ( the same condition that causes erectile dysfunction) where the muscle walls contract around a blood vessel and viola, blind as a bat. Hmm, nice window of opportunity to do a runner, I say!

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Exploding OJ

Man suing Coca Cola over exploding orange juiceOK people here’s the thing, evidently fermented orange juice can explode (who knew?). Ming Fu Hu, a Chinese immigrant, who owns a drink bar in New Zealand, is suing Coca-Cola after a bottle of Keri orange juice exploded and hit him in the eye, causing permanent damage.Coca Cola admitted the 2.4 litre bottle exploded but lawyers for the company say they have no liability because it had fermented (despite it still being within it’s used by date). As a nice old peace offering Coca Cola sent Mr Hu a case of Keri juice and a grocery voucher worth $200.Enter race card.Hmm, Mr Hu’s lawyer said “My client is a Chinese immigrant and if the same thing happened to a Kiwi in China we would expect the Chinese company to step up to the plate, admit its mistake and help make the victim whole again.” (really?).  Oh dear, I don’t think this will be going away in a hurry.

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Gonna Make Your Brown Eyes Blind!

Did they glue them on?

Did they glue them on?

OK, here’s the thing people, if you happen across a website claiming they can turn your brown eyes blue for £5,000, just move on. Shenise Farrell happened across the site and is now lucky she hasn’t got a white stick and a seeing eye dog for her troubles. Ms Farrell from London, flew to Panama for the operation which included inserting colored lens inside the eye over the iris. The procedure, which took less than 10 minutes to complete, was according to Ms Farrell “unpleasant” and “painful”. After it was finished she was given eye drops and sent on her way but her blurry vision failed to improve. By the time she had returned to Britain she was as good as blind. British surgeons had no choice but to remove the lens and hope the hole in the iris, caused by the procedure, would heal. Of the drama Ms Farrell responded with ‘I’ve already had breast implants abroad in Bulgaria and had been very happy with that, so it didn’t faze me that I would have to go to Panama,’…enough said!

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