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Bad Blood

Didn't give blood ...and you?

Didn’t give blood …and you?

An Alabama judge has raised a few eyebrows after he told small time offenders, who couldn’t pay their fines, to give blood or go to jail. The damn ethics groups are whining “Judges may not jail someone simply because they are poor and not able to pay.” Hmm, hello, don’t do the crime.

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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

monkey 2OMG, a pair of bungling burglars who cut themselves on broken glass while ransacking a gym came up with an ingenious idea . After having wrecked the place they returned a short time later with white paint to cover over their blood. Hmm, a nice shade of pink. But anywho, the fools had no idea their antics were being recorded on CCTV footage.

Psst Welsh

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Wedding Nightmare

Wedding delayed after man cuts off his testiclesWhat’s the worse way to ruin a wedding ? I’m guessing, having some random dude, who had just cut off his balls with a pair of scissors, waltzing into the church covered in blood just as the wedding guest are arriving will pretty much do it. The vicar had to delay the nuptials while he dealt with the man , the blood and the horrified guests. One attendee said “When I went in the church, I saw something on the floor which I could only describe as flesh, which I thought was part of his arm but that was one of his testicles.”

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Mahatma Gandhi’s Blood Up For Auction

Hey Loons, anyone interested in two slides of Mahatma Gandhi’s blood. Didn’t think so but thought I would ask. Seems the sandal loving peace maker gave the blood samples to a family in Mumbai in 1924 while recovering from an appendectomy.  It is expected to make about $20,000. Hmm, might look nice on the mantlepiece.

 

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Snot Nice

What a pig!

Ewh, if your boyfriend blocks one nostril with his finger and then blows the content of the other nostril all over you, it’s time to get a new boyfriend. The woman who was splattered with blood and snot contacted Crestview police and had him charged with battery.

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Friggin Leech

Sucker!

Sucker!

Sometimes life sucks, just ask Peter Alec Cannon. Mr Cannon, who was recently arrested on a drug offence, found himself being charged with a robbery he committed 7 years ago. Seems his blood matched the one found in a leech. Come on people , it’s true!  When an elderly woman was robbed in Tasmania  all those years ago, the only evidence police  found at the crime scene was a leech. So they took a DNA profile from the blood inside the little sucker in the hope it belonged to one of the offenders and  placed it on their computers. Well wouldn’t you know it, Mr Cannon’s blood matched and he has pleaded guilty! That sucks!

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Lucky It Missed

Man accidentally shoots himself in the buttAnd the winner of the “ah crap, I just shot myself “award goes to Fort Myers man, Timothy Allen Davis, who successfully shot himself in the butt with a .380 semi automatic handgun. Ouch. Hmm, as he was pulling a shirt out of his drawer the gun flipped up and into the air before landing and firing. Everything was going just fine until his sister told him there was blood pouring out of his pants. Fail!

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