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Honey, Why Does This Mink Stink?

What the? Stephanie Moreland, who was arrested on suspicion of stealing a $6,500 mink coat from the Alaskan Fur Company in Minnesota, sat in jail for three days with it hidden in her undies (undetected).Damn, she’s good. She even modified her knickers for the fur theft, cutting out the rear so it looked as though she wasn’t  wearing underwear whilst all the time the coat was stuffed down the front. When police arrested her, Moreland denied having the coat.It was only after Bloomington police  told her she was being sent to a downtown jail did she lift her dress and produce the coat. Ta-da.

Psst Not all the dry cleaning in the world would…ah never mind!

Want sauce with that?

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Honesty Sculpture Stolen

OK, here’s the thing artist who used 316 one dollar bills to make a sculpture called “Honesty”, if you display it in any educational institution IT WILL go missing before you can say bippity boppity boo (trust me!).The wire mesh sculpture by artist John Ilg, which included rolled up dollar bills that spelled out the word Honesty, vanished from the Fine Arts building at the Normandale Community College  in Bloomington. All that was left behind was a few muddy footprints ,  7 rolled up dollar bills and several empty Domino Pizza boxes. OK, I made up the pizza, but I bet that’s what the sculpture paid for!!!

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Oh Santa, How Could You?

Make it snappy, we haven't got all day Rudolph!

You better watch out
You better not cry
Better not pout
I’m telling you why
Santa Claus will give you
a glitter reindeer dung necklace
That’s why.

Those crazy folks at Miller Park Zoo in Bloomington are selling, for a limited time only, $15 dried, sterilized reindeer dropping necklaces sprayed with glitter on a beaded chain. Better be quick, they are selling like reindeer shit hotcakes. The Illinois zoo is hoping to recoup some of the shortfall of this years city budget cuts. Good luck with that!

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