Psst When the police removed the chair and doll from the intersection a shopping trolley mysteriously appeared a little while later with a note attached reading “Why did you take the sex doll, Patty?”
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Oh for crying out loud mister, if you are trying to scam police by driving in the high occupancy vehicle (carpool) lane with a blow up doll dressed up to look like a passenger,don’t even bother to put a cap on it’s head to cover up the cup holder because pissed off motorists WILL dob you in. WTF, blow up dolls have friggin cup holders on their heads? I have read this story 5 times and still, WTF, cup holder?????
Because you asked FF, because you asked ….
Lithuania may not be known for their sporting prowess but when it comes to the Blow Up Doll swimming race they can hold their own!
Oh for crying out loud, who left a friggin blow-up doll in the middle of the road in South Middleton? Some poor motorist was rear ended after he suddenly braked, thinking it was a person. No word on if the blow-up was injured in the accident.
Bear with me people, this story is a tad complicated. Brett Aaron Sanford was arrested after he was found hiding under a mattress in the home he shares with his girlfriend and his mother (just setting the scene). Sanford is accused of a lot of things, firstly stealing a blow-up doll and then secondly for instigating a disturbance at a convenience store later in the day. In the convenience store incident he changed into a woman’s tracksuit while stealing a .22-caliber pistol (yes, see, I told you). He then went back to the Theater X Adult Super Center where he had stolen the blow-up doll and waved the gun around and behaved rather oddly. While he was making his getaway he managed to sideswipe a trailer and fled into a wooded area (geez, lucky he stole those woman’s trackie daks).That’s when police found the blow-up doll and his driver’s license. Sanford’s girlfriend was also arrested for goddam lying to police about his whereabouts. No word on whether his mom was home at the time.