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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

OMG whoopsie, a Syrian rebel blew himself and his fellow freedom fighters to kingdom come, when he took a selfie with a phone connected to a bomb. Awks.

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Friggin Hand Grenade

Oh dear, a Papua New Guinea policewoman and a bank robber have been blown to kingdom come after he accidentally detonated a hand grenade.  Pawa Moni had been a fugitive for nearly two years when he was caught in the Western Highlands. Unfortunately the police failed to search him properly and when he tried to escape from the police car ,while holding the grenade, the pin came out.Kaboom! Three other policemen were injured in the explosion!

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Lobster Mornay

WTF!!!

WTF!!!

WTF, Lionel the lobster from Swanage harbour in Dorset had found the perfect condominium in a unexploded 270kg  World War II mine (so he thought). He had just picked out the curtains and carpet when the Royal Navy disposal experts came to evict Lionel from his home. WTF. There was no way this crustacean was giving up his humble home for those damn frogmen. Nope, they would have to take him over his dead body. WTF. The bomb squad had no choice but to blow the friggin bomb and Lionel to smithereens. Bomb Squad 1, Lionel 0.

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