A motorist on the I-95 in Fairfax rang police after noticing a body on top of a truck. The tractor-trailer was later stopped by police and sure enough, yep, there was a body on the roof of the truck. So far no one has any explanation about how the body got up there or who it is.
Psst How come it didn’t roll off?
Osama Bin Laden needs a sea burial like he needs a hole in his head! Yep, Osama is swimming with the fishes after being given a water
boarding burial.In accordance with Islamic tradition they had 24 hours to bury the terrorist so not wanting his burial place to become a shrine the US forces decided to dump him in the ocean. Fish fodder… how fitting but how scary. I can’t see the Islamic world taking to kindly to this.
You know what I hate? When you honor a man’s wishes by burying him at sea, only for his body to resurface the following day and inadvertently cause a homicide investigation. I really friggin hate that! Seems like there may have been some burial at sea violations when the family farewelled Daniel Lasky 4 miles off the coast of Port Everglades. Despite being weighted down, Lasky’s body resurfaced the next day scaring the crap out of a fisherman who contacted police. Authorities are investigating why the body didn’t sink!
Ewh, ewh, ewh, a man in England had been keeping his dead girlfriend on his couch for 10 months, controlling the stench with air fresheners. Gabriel Brown, who is also now deceased , was arrested for the murder of Lynn Warman, but claimed he was too grief stricken to ring police when he found her dead and so just used air fresheners to cover the odor of the rotting corpse. Mr Brown died while out on bail . The coroner was unable to determine Ms Warman’s cause of death .