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Princesses Lose Their Protection

Can anyone spare a cucumber sandwich?

Blahaahah a couple of bad fashion choices and BAM look what happens! Poor princesses Eugenie and Beatrice are about to have a massive culture shock, bye-bye around the clock security, hello real world. Yep, granny is stripping them of their £500k a year , full time, 24hr protection bodyguards due to cut costs and the fact no one friggin cares about them. Oh you poor friggin  fashion senseless loves!  Seems the Queen is fed up supporting her two laszy assed granddaughters and has no intention of letting them sponge off the Royal purse any more. Damn you, homely, cut-costing, trolley pushing, commoner Kate!  Oh and if you thought that was bad the Queen has made it very clear she wants the two girls to find their own jobs after uni rather than become sponging working members of the Royal Family. Sheez, better get your heads in those books girls rather than being photographed falling out of expensive London nightclubs in the wee small hours, Granny is on the warpath!

Psst Fergie must be pissed!

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Who Were The Two Nuns At The Royal Wedding?

While the whole world was LOLing over the two atrocious hats worn by Princess Eugenie and Beatrice at the Royal wedding, some people were eyebrow raising over the two grey tunic nuns seated next to Wills and Kate during the ceremony. One in particular , the tall one wearing Reeboks, raised quite a bit of suspicion. Who were these nuns? Why did they get prime seats (especially when poor Chelsea  was near the exit)?  Were they “ninja nuns” or undercover MI5 agents? So many questions so few answers.

Psst All I can safely say is they weren’t friggin fashion police!

Nun or ninja?

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