You drop out of uni and fail to tell your parents. Now, how the hell are you going to get through the graduation ceremony without them noticing? OK, well, you rock up wearing your cap and gown (to throw them off the scent) and just before graduation is about to commence you ring the university and tell them there is a bomb in the library. That should do it! Oh wait, what? They haven’t evacuated anyone from the graduation ceremony. Not to panic, you ring the university back again and tell them “You haven’t cleared out graduation. That’s not a good idea.” Sheez, what’s up with the uni, dumb or something? Oh wait, what? They are moving graduation to another area? This isn’t at all working out like planned. OMG, how did the police find out? Oh wait, what? They traced the phone. Seriously, I can kinda see why she dropped out.
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You’re getting married, your only basic role is to book the venue, you muck up the forms and realise on the day the venue isn’t booked…what do you do…What do YOU do? Well if you’re a quick thinking British groom you ring up the hall and claim there is a bomb. All went to plan, the bride arrived to discover the hall has been evacuated and the police have cordoned off the area. Phew, wedding disaster averted. Oh, except for the fact a) the call was traced b) he got arrested c) the wedding has been postponed until after his sentencing.