It was a simple plan. Camouflage yourself and your sled in winter white and drag your 200lb of illegal Xanax through the snow and across the Canadian border into Vermont. The French Canadian nearly pulled off the smuggle but he made one fatal mistake. He followed the railway line and tripped the sensors. Now he will be spending a few years behind bars and a whopping fine. Hmm, might need a Xanax or two now.
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Dumbassed drug smugglers thought they’d be clever mixing 5,000lbs of marijuana with a crate of broccoli and sneak it across the Falfurrias checkpoint. As if anyone would look in there, huh? Hello, sniffer dogs know their vegies from their weed!
Psst I hope they destroy the broccoli too, I hate friggin broccoli.