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You Will Have To Talk To The Clown Union

There's got to be more to life than this? (NT Police)

There's got to be more to life than this! (NT Police)

OK people, stop looking, Boris the inflatable clown has been found, though he seems a little pissed off! Boris, who is the mascot for the Moscow Circus, was believed to have been stolen  from Blatherskite Park a few weeks back but after new evidence was found, it now appears he may have left of his own accord. When a still inflated  Boris was found at the BBQ area at the 17th green of the Alice Springs golf course, police found a handwritten note on him demanding better working conditions! This is now leading authorities to believe they may have been dealing with a disgruntled clown rather than a thief. Hmm, sounds like a job for Fair Work Ombudsman. A much more deflated Boris is expected to be  reunited with the circus very soon.


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