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Born Again Virgin

I bought a pack of ten!

I bought a pack of ten!

WTF. Did you know there was an Artificial Virginity Hymen kit?  Hmm, evidently there is and some conservative Egyptian lawmakers are rightfully pissed (not to mention suicide bombers) that they could be sold in their country. The device is made by a Chinese company called Gigimo and cost about 30 bucks. Bucks people, bucks! The kit is designed to help the blushing bride hide the fact she ain’t no virgin on her wedding night. Hmm, the product leaks a blood like substance when inserted and broken. Oh dear god, if a woman is busted using one of these things she could be killed by her relis in an honor killing. Which is probably why some  women, who have dibble dabbled in a bit of hanky panky before marriage,  have their hymen reattached for a few hundred bucks.  While most men are appalled at the thought the product will be sold in Egypt, one brave woman blogger said she saw the product as a  tool of empowerment for Arab women and  “It sticks it in the face of every male hypocrite” .

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Born Again Virgin

Woman has her hymen rebuilt 6 timesGeez, I thought born again virgins were just a myth. Hmm not in Russia. Oh dear it seems women can have a hymenoplasty operation if they choose, which essential is a rebuilding of the hymen (stop rolling your eyes Ann!). One Russian woman known as Natalia K has had the procedure performed 6 times, which was probably one too many considering she is now in intensive care with an infection! The wanna be born-again virgin decided to have the procedure after her husband confessed he was a little upset she wasn’t a virgin when they married. So Natalia toddled off to a plastic surgeon for revirgination surgery. Hubby was so happy about the results Natalia continued to have the surgery every year. Despite the doctors warning her of the dangers of continued surgery Natalia was persistent. She should be out of intensive care real soon so she can get back to being a virgin!

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