Here’s a story to warm the cockles of your heart. A man in China has finally been given an artificial anus after 55 years of squeezing his stools out of a 0.5 cm surgical hole near his urethra. Wu, a farmer, who was born without an anus had to spend his whole life being careful of what he ate to avoid constipation! Ewh, ouch! Recently, after his financial situation improved, he sort medical help and three days later he was shitting like there was no tomorrow.