Some of you who were glued to the TV during the Boston Marathon bombing drama will remember the naked guy that CNN splashed across the screens claiming to be the captured Tamerlan Tsarnaev. Well, the Boston police, who refluted CNN’s claims, haven’t released the naked dude’s details, raising the collective eyebrows of conspiracy theorists worldwide. Who is the Boston Naked Guy? Why hasn’t he come forward to lay claim to his awesome physique and gain his 15 seconds of fame? What the hell was doing there?Why did they strip him naked? Why did they blurred out the best bits? So many questions so few answers.
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You are working away on a construction site in Boston when you suddenly slip and plummet 30 feet to the ground, what on earth could possibly save you? No, not Superman silly, but a pile of bubble wrap. Sure the dude got stuck in it and had to be cut free but yah, bubble wrap.
Psst Sheez, it would have sounded like fireworks going off when he landed.
OK, everybody’s feet down, the 3ft missing boa constrictor has been found in a Boston subway carriage. Penelope was discovered by a commuter after wandering off it’s owners shoulder about a month ago while they were commuting. Melissa Moorhouse, who owns the wayward snake, was thrilled to have her pet back. Good for you!
OK, here’s the thing mister, killing your 6 month pregnant girlfriend, her sister and yourself over the name of your unborn baby is friggin dumbass. Joseph Cummings from Boston shot dead his longtime girlfriend Kimberly Nguyen and her sister (an aspiring medical student) before turning the gun on himself because Kimberly wanted to hyphenate the baby’s name. Hmm, problem pretty much solved!
Kenyana McQuay and Waltia Funches were so pissed that Mohammed Warsame didn’t hold the elevator door for them they beat the crap out of him to teach him a lesson. Oh yes sirree, the two Boston women punched, kicked and whacked the man with their purses before one threw a bowl of pasta over him. Geez, damn impolite bastard!
Psst Hmm, what would Susi Spice have done? Ain’t bear thinking about!