Tag Archives: bottle

Bottoms Up

airport scanner 2You are at the airport and are about to board a plane when the airport security stop you from taking a bottle of expensive cognac on board. What do you do loons, what do you do? Well, if you were the woman with the Remy Martin XO Excellence cognac you damn well scull it, that’s what you do. Yep, she chugged every last drop, rather than see any go to waste. Unfortunately, her rash action went straight to her head and she was found yelling and screaming on the floor near the boarding gate. Yep, legless. Enter wheelchair that carted her off.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Sore Loser

Baby On The Stairs

Hmm, there are only two options in this scenario, tumble or slide. I bet his chin hurts!!!

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Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never

So What You’re Saying is NO?

As if lady!

Honey , Sweetie, darl when approaching a Darwin taxi driver for a little sex on the side, you might want to think about having a shower first. Dean the cabbie picked up the woman outside a tavern and she soon asked if he wanted to have sex…his response…”If you saw the girl you’d have to be pretty desperate. She was a very big fat ugly woman, she got in the car and stunk it out.” In other words, Dean politely declined the offer but then things got nasty. The enraged sheila began swearing, cursing and kicking, then got out of the taxi for some more swearing, kicking and cursing before she threw a bottle through the rear window.Hmm, no one puts the fat, ugly , smelly woman in the corner (even in Darwin)!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, I'm Just Saying !, Well I Never

It Brings Tears To Their Eyes

OK, here’s the thing little snowflakes, when you find a bottle at school make sure it really is perfume before you spray it. Several 8 year olds from Cambridgeport Elementary School were taken to hospital after pepper spraying each other with what they thought was perfume. That’s a fail right there.


Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never, Whoops!

Real or Fake ?

During a Gillette shoot Roger Federer knocked a bottle off a crew member’s head with a tennis ball. Big question is, true or fake?

Psst Imagine the lawsuit if he hit him full on in the face? Hmm, but then again imagine the hits on Youtube…Gillette, the best a man can get!!!!


Filed under Friggin Awesome, Join the skeptic club!, Well I Never

At Least It Was His!

Oh for goodness sakes Michael Wayne Edwards Jr, squirting women with semen from a bottle is just friggin gross.No, seriously, gross! So far 5 victims have come forward, with more expected.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, They Live Among Us !, Whoops!

Friggin Bottle Bomb

WTF, this is so seriously dumbass and disturbing all at the same time. I bet they are still picking out glass shards from their hoodies, faces, asses and brains. Kaboom!


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Wrong, That's Gotta Hurt