What do we have here then?
Doctors and nurses at a New Zealand hospital are stilled gathered around the water cooler whispering about a man who rocked up to emergency on the weekend with a short finned eel stuck up his bottom. No loons, they have no idea how it got there but they do have their theories!!!!
Remember the moment the statue of Saddam Hussein was unceremoniously ripped from it’s plinth during the US led invasion of Iraq in 2003? Well an elite SAS regiment soldier, Nigel “Spud” Ely, was there and he retrieved a 2ft piece of Saddam’s butt using a hammer and crowbar. Now he’s auctioning as a “war relic art” in England and it could be yours. Might look good in the garden!
Just checking out my new Apple voice recognition system!
OK, here’s the thing Apple, when naming your new intelligent personal assistant (vocal recognition system) on the iPhone 5 it is probably smart to Google the word first. Seems the Japanese are snickering in their udon after the name was revealed. Siri is pronounced in Japanese as Shiri which means “Buttocks”. Unfortunate.