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Excuse Me Waiter Why Is My Shrimp Swimming In Circles?

Yeah, about that BP oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico in 2010, according to Al Jazeera the area is now brimming with eyeless shrimp, sore oozing fish and various mutant creatures. Hmm, but according to BP” Seafood from the Gulf of Mexico is among the most tested in the world, and, according to the FDA and NOAA, it is as safe now as it was before the accident.” So who are ya gonna believe????

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It’s Party Time

A big shout out to Alabama for spending some of BP’s “sorry we *ucked* up” money on a Motley Crew concert. Way to go!

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Friggin BP

Here’s something you might not know. Seems scientists believe the dispersants BP are using to break up the oil in the Mexican Gulf is making the spill even more toxic. All hail BP.Oh and it poses a grave risk not only to marine life but human health as well. Have a nice day.

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Oh So Now I Get The Whole Media Blackout Thing

OK, here’s the thing people, what the US government have neglected to tell you is that BP actually drilled into an underground volcano and there is no way humanly possible to stop the leak. True or false? Might want to be grabbing yourself a pair of Teflon swim suits people because if this report is correct we are all screwed…. The Examiner.

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Just Make It Stop

Attention BP PR department, can you tell the BP ships to quit burning oil soaked turtles and wildlife alive, the public are getting quite disturbed by it all, thanks!

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BP Execs Spill Their Coffee

Blahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahaha. If it wasn’t so friggin true!!!!!

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Top Kill Fail

Say what?

BP say pretty much “holy crap”. The top kill has failed to stop the Gulf oil leak and they are now currently seeking other options (like how to get the top execs into witness protection!).Top kill, for those of you not following the catastrophe, is where they try and pump mud into the crippled well to stop the oil.

Psst When this is all over, I wonder how much BP are going to slug us at the bowser, to pay for THEIR mess?

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BP’s PR Just Got A Whole Lot Harder

About friggin time!!!

Hip hip Hooray, one of BP’s top company execs has finally admitted the Mexican Gulf oil disaster is an “environmental catastrophe.” Tony Hayward, the company’s chief executive officer said today “This is clearly an environmental catastrophe, there’s no two ways about it.” Friggin genius!

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BP – Brown Is The New Green

Gosh, those PR people at BP are such kidders….

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