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What A Boob

Woman goes begging for breast implantsA woman in Florida has hit the streets begging.Hmm, yeah, no, not for food or cigs but for bigger tits.Yes, she wants breast implants and she thinks the quickest way to get them is hold up a sign and ask.

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Woman Fails Breast Test

Halloween bloopersThose sneaky little drug couriers are getting smarter and smarter concealing drugs but the Barcelona airport authorities are on to them. The latest bust found a woman with 2lb of cocaine stuffed in her breast implants. A hospital check revealed the implants contained drugs and were leaking. What a boob.

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Boob Job Saves Russian Woman’s Life

A Russian woman is thanking her lucky stars she got herself a boob job after her hubby plunged a knife into her chest during a domestic and it couldn’t penetrate all that silicon. Doctors conferred that without her big knockers she would have been dead. The unnamed woman got into a fight with her husband and in a fit of anger he picked up a knife and stabbed her in the left boob. The knife failed to reach the heart thanks to her state-of-the-art implants. Oh and added bonus, they didn’t leak either.

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FBI On the Lookout For A Leaky Boob

Are your tits leaking?

Gosh those FBI are smart. After 15 years of trying to apprehend infamous Boston mob boss Whitey Bulger (80) they are now focusing on his wife Catherine Elizabeth Greig (59) in the hope her breast implant will implode. You see, the FBI have the identification numbers for Ms Greig’s breast implants and they just happen to be the ones that are notorious for leaking.
So, the Feds in their infinite wisdom placed a full page ad in Plastic Surgery News in the hope a surgeon will dobbed them in if and when those boobs go kaboom.

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Geez, What Big Tits You Have My Dear

All points bulletin out for the exploding tit brigade. MI5 say they fear Muslim doctors trained in Britain may be implanting explosives into Muslim women suicide bombers breasts. Golly gee, they even know the name of the explosives PETN (pentaerythritol Tetrabitrate). Oh and don’t you fear they are being sexist, if you happen to be a male volunteer you can get yourself a butt bomb. Geez, sitting down must be awkward let alone farting. Kaboom!

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