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Make It Stop!!!!!

To the neighbors of Amanda Millard we can only has at a guess how you coped listening to the Banana Splits theme at full volume for the past three years (cause that will mess with your head!). Ms Millard played the cartoon tune at full blast in her Brighton’s Pope’s Court flat despite warning letters, complaints and a Noise Abatement Notice. Even the Brighton & Hove City Council’s noise patrol officers verified that she was playing that damn song over and over again at unacceptable levels. Hopefully the £250 fine might put an end to the neighbors friggin nightmare. La-la-la-lala-la-la

Psst For those not familiar with the Banana Splits, here’s what they have been listening to for three friggin years….


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Oh Shit, It’s the Brighton and Hove City Council

Thank you dear, but I have already been!

Thank you dear, but I have already been!

So which council is in the firing range today? Brighton & Hove City Council, England, take a bow. Someone in their department left a not so nice answering machine message on the council phone. People who rang the council number were greeted with a “hold the line” before a voice is faintly heard telling the speaker the computer systems are down. It is then that the words “Oh shit” could be heard loud and clear.Unfortunately the staff member forgot to erase and re-record the message. The council is still unsure how long the rude message had been running for or how many elderly people they have offended. Gary Morrill,a local resident said “It’s a typical council mess up. It would be very offensive if an old lady had called the number and heard that when all she wanted was some council tax advice.”

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