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A British granny , who went to the loo at a shopping centre , didn’t realise they weren’t in operation and got locked in for four days. Luckily for the 82 year old she had just bought a ball of wool so she spent her time knitting a scarf for her granddaughter. She also had a nice supply of imperial mints to keep her spirits up. When shocked workmen eventually found her she was merrily knitting away. She did confess that the hand dryer came in handy at night to keep her warm.
British researchers have analysed 6.6 million police records from last decade and concluded that the perfect temperature for criminal activity is 64F (18C). Seems there is pretty much zip during a heatwave because offenders are worn out by the oppressive temperatures. And I am guessing oppressive temps in Britain would be 19C. Still no cure for cancer.
Ever wondered what are the current top 10 songs played a British funerals? Well, wonder no more. The number one song has finally been bumped off by Monty Python’s “Always Look on the Bright Side of Life”. See ya Frank Sinatra and your “My Way” song, what’s is it like lingering at number 5 now?
Without further ado , here is the list
1. Always Look on the Bright Side of Life (Monty Python)
2. The Lord is My Shepherd”
3. Abide With Me”
4. Match of the Day
5. My Way (Frank Sinatra)
6. All Things Bright and Beautiful
7. Angels (Robbie Williams)
8. Enigma Variations (Nimrod) (Elgar)
9. You’ll Never Walk Alone (Gerry and the Pacemakers)
10. Cricket Theme/Soul Limbo (Booker T. & the MG’s)
Oh for crying out loud, you don’t go and put a haunted doll on eBay UK. What the hell will happen if it finds out? From the numerous horror stories I’ve seen, that doll is gonna haunt you for eternity no matter what you do to rid yourself of its evil. Sorry sunshine. The owner, who claims the damn thing is possessed, has numerous scratches and one very tired eye from his encounters with the evil little thing. The starting price on eBay was 5 pounds but some fool has purchased it for 200. Never you mind that doll won’t be gone for long…. just saying.