Tag Archives: British Prime Minister

Death Of Two Legends

Today sees the passing of two iconic figures, Annette Funicello (original member of the Mickey Mouse Club) and former British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher (original member of the Iron Lady club).

Psst Never thought you would see  Annette Funicello and Margaret Thatcher mentioned in the same sentence did you?

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British Prime Minister Sacks Larry The Mouse Hunter

Poor pussy

How despicable. British Prime Minister David Cameron has given one of his staff members the flick due to his inability to fulfill his job requirements. It is with great sadness to announce the firing of Larry the “Chief Mouser”. yes, the little kitty hired to rid 10 Downing Street of vermin has been sleeping on the job. In fact since taking the illustrious position in February 2011, he has only caught one mouse, and that was last month when he obviously got wind of the his boss’s discontent. Hmm, I’m guessing it’s back to the animal shelter for Larry as Freya the tabby takes his place.

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British Prime Minister Misplaces His Daughter

Excuse me Mr Cameron, would you mind coming back to the pub because you forgot something….your 8 year old daughter!!!!  The British Prime Minister and  family were having a good old time at their local pub but when they got home they realized one of the brood was missing. Seems she had slipped off to the loo without telling anyone just before they left. Doh!

Psst Isn’t his security men suppose to count heads?

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I Could Have Sworn I Saw Your Wife….

Oh boy, imagine after 10 years of marriage discovering your wife is a prostitute? Sheez! Poor Mike Weatherley, a Conservative Party politician, who campaigned with British Prime Minister David Cameron, had no idea his Brazilian wife Carla had been working in massage parlors in England under the names Adriana, Bianca and Bea. Hello, £70-an-hour is nothing to sneeze at! Oh well, now he does.Hmm, I suppose there’s worse things to be, like  a politician.

Psst Mike and his wife have been separated since February.

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What’s That You’re Saying?

Want a piece of history? Well, for around $7,500 you can have Sir  Winston Churchill’s spare set of dentures. Yep sirree, Sir Winston Churchill’s lisp correcting  false teeth are going up for auction in Norfolk.

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Another Thing Tony Blair Can’t Do!

I left it for a minute!

Oh for goodness sakes Mr Blair, surely you can cook a piece of toast without making a calamity of it? Former British Prime Minister Tony Blair caused mayhem when he attempted to cook some toast. The smoke alarm went off sending four engines racing to the scene only to discovered the char remains of a piece of multigrain ! Hmm, sure he wasn’t burning certain classified documents?

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British Prime Minister Voted Worst Dressed

OMG, Bearman has just informed me British Prime Minister Gordon Brown has pipped , French President Nicolas Sarkozy, comedian Russell Brand and North Korean leader Kim Jong-il, to be voted the worst dressed man of the year. All hail GQ magazine, a job well done.

Psst Lucky it didn’t include hair!

Geez, tough call!

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