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The Met Office Fail

British taxpayers must be singing in the rain knowing that they have forked out £41million (so far) on a super computer that supposedly can deliver accurate forecasts way, way, way into the future. The Met Office have been boasting that the computer will enable them ” to deliver more accurate forecasts, from hours to a century ahead”. Hmm, that’s in spite of the fact after two days in use it failed, claiming London would be basking in sunshine when in fact rain clouds hovered over the city most of the day. The money would have been better spent buying a friggin window for the Met Office!!!!

Want sauce with that?

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Can All Frustrated Virgins Apply?

Aren't we good enough for ya?

How cool are the British taxpayers? They are footing the bill  for a 21 year old disabled man to fly to Amsterdam so he can have sex with a prostitute. His social worker argued that sex was a  “human right”  and his frustrated virgin client needed to have sex. The money is being provided by the government’s Putting People First scheme. The social worker also added ‘He’s planning to do more than just have his end away , he’s having a holiday,’

Psst Hmm, why not fly a prostitute to him, that way he can do it in the comfort of his own home and not in  window?

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Shouldn’t it be G Ate

OK, tell me what is wrong with this picture. British taxpayers will be footing the £500,000 bill for the wining and dining that went on during the G20 summit.The conference of course was held to tackle hmm…lets see…the world’s economic crisis. I am sure this is where swine flu started!

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