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Wanna Meet The Man Who Patted Fatso?

Introducing the fool who sat on Fatso, the 5m, 800kg saltwater crocodile, so he could give it a hug…

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Word Of Warning, Don’t Hug Crocodiles

Oh for goodness sakes fool, how much did you friggin drink to think you could jump over a barbed wire fence and jump on the back of a 16ft (5m) crocodile called Fatso so you could give him a pat, huh? The thirty something dumbass had been booted out of a pub in Broome in Western Australia when he decided to head for the Croc Park and give the massive reptile a hug. Somehow he managed to scale the barbed wire fence and jump on the back of Fatso before the croc had had enough and bit the fool on the leg. The owner of the park was amazed that the giant beast, who aren’t renowned for letting go of their prey, let the fool live. Hmm, maybe he doesn’t like marinated meat? Anywho, after the man was bitten he went back to the pub where I am sure there was plenty of WTF’s before they rang an ambulance. He  is still in hospital after having surgery to reattach all the muscles and crap that was damaged during the altercation.

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Beware of Dodgy Squirrel Platforms

Health and safety people, health and safety. The Cable Beach Resort in Broome , Western Australia has been fined $60,000 after a landscape gardener fell off an electronic “squirrel” platform while pruning a coconut tree. Yes, the man accidentally hit the emergency stop button on the “squirrel” but when he restarted the motor he toppled off, cracking his head open on a concrete curb ….oooh ouch.Evidently the squirrel hadn’t been properly maintained. The gardener was left with permanent brain damage.

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